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I WISH 2/17/2007
A FAT MAN FINDS A LAMP. HIS 3 WIAHES R 2 B SKINNY, WHITE, &
SURRONDED BY PUSSY.THE GENIE SAID *POOF* AND TURNED HIS
ASS INTO A TAMPON....
3 Comments, 244 Views,
12 Votes
,2.09 Score
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what is the real definition of a booty call? 2/3/2007
To me it is a one time thing...but what happens when it is
a recurring thing?
1 Comments, 109 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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Just a funny thing that happened to me. 1/10/2007
My boyfriend and I were having sex one night at my place and
I was on top. It was going real good when all of a sudden he
was like oh shit get off and pushed me, well I fell off the
bed and started cracking up, and he yelled... I look up,
and his jizz flew into his mouth... that's why he yelled
and shit. It was just a funny experience I thought I could
share.
3 Comments, 537 Views,
9 Votes
,3.21 Score
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condoms safe ?? 1/8/2007
Condoms are not as safe as people seem
to think.
My mate had a condom on and he
got hit by a bus !!...
0 Comments, 69 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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My wifes new car 1/8/2007
My wife dont like the new car i just got her for christmas
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She says she wants something that goes fr 0 - 160 in 3 seconds
So Ime buying the fat cunt some bathroon scales
1 Comments, 161 Views,
7 Votes
,3.55 Score
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Cock Tales 1/2/2007
Sheila was laying on the sofa with a cool damp cloth covering
her eyes when the phone rang. It was her friend, Jim, calling
to see how her afternoon was going. "Hey Baby, How
are you?", he shouted. Jim always shouted. He was
bouncy and exuberant and was the perfect person to sell
real estate to wealthy yuppies, which is what he did during
the day. At night, he sang three times a week with a ...
4 Comments, 436 Views,
18 Votes
,5.44 Score
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ARE YOU OBSESSED? 12/31/2006
ARE YOU OBSESSED?
Ever since Eve convinced Adam that it was better "her
way, " certain women have had an extraordinary power
over men. Samson allowed his mighty strength to wane for
a flirtatious Delilah, Mark Anthony risked the wrath of
Caesar and all of Rome for Cleopatra's attention,
and who could forget that, it was for the love of Guenevere
that the perfect friendship ...
1 Comments, 83 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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crazy stuff 12/18/2006
hey there i had a exgrilfreind that said here botfreind
use a a potato on her that crazy
0 Comments, 142 Views,
3 Votes
,0.49 Score
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Don't you just love it when... 12/17/2006
your lady friend keeps queefing so much that eventually
she starts laughing!!!!
It's a real trip, that pussy gets so much exercise that
it doesn't know if the dick is coming or going!
All the time I'm stuffing more and more air into it!
Fun times!
2 Comments, 135 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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She Called Me "The Doodler" 12/17/2006
I had a college girlfriend who was the most orgasmic squirter
I've ever seen. At the same time, I could shoot a load
four or five feet as well.
Eventually I was named, "The Doodler"!
0 Comments, 56 Views,
1 Votes
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What guys think 12/10/2006
I keep seeing this post flying around about all the nice
guys left in the world. The post seems sweet and all. Sounds
like there are some girls out there who seem to really appreciate
the nice guys of the world…but C'MON!!!
Most of these thought aren't even finished…
Now don't go thinking I am Jaded or anything…I prefer
to think of it as I am a realist. Reality is, ...
0 Comments, 74 Views,
0 Votes
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Blazing Vaginas 12/5/2006
I remember it like it was yesterday....
My wife (Mrs. 30somethings) and I were enjoying "The
company of others" in front of a very enthusiastic
audience. The young lady I was with, was very receptive
to my advances (She was buns up kneelin' and I was a wheelin'
and a dealin')
During the course of the thrusting I pulled just a little
too far out and low and ...
1 Comments, 307 Views,
8 Votes
,3.94 Score
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Men and Fragrances 11/28/2006
What's up with men being obsessed with fruity type
fragrances on a woman. I know that like to keep a nice size
collection of body oils and sprays. My regular oils, my
man doesn't notice most of them except for maybe a couple,
but all the ones that smell sort of "fruity"
or "citrusy", almost as soon as I walk in a room,
he gets a whiff and wants to instantly "jump my bones"!
That is so ...
0 Comments, 57 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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HOTEL FUNNNN 11/27/2006
My husband and I went on a little outing recently. We decided
to set up our first 3-some with another man.. So off we go
to the big city, we made hotel registrations at one of the
top hotels, we check in and decided to get all decked out
to go on our date which was our first 3-some date... so we
went out and waited for our 3rd party to show after no such
luck "we were stood up" we walked ...
7 Comments, 461 Views,
24 Votes
,5.74 Score
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why is a bride always smiling 11/16/2006
Q; why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle?
A; she knows she doesn't have to give anymore blowjobs
2 Comments, 162 Views,
5 Votes
,4.12 Score
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future 11/16/2006
Q; how do you know your man is thinking about your futue?
A; he asks you to buy him 2 cases of beer instead of one.
0 Comments, 59 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Near Drowning Experience 10/23/2006
If youve ever given a squirter / gusher oral while under
her you know what Im bout to say.
Once, and just once bout 3 years back I was giving oral to
this one incredibly slim girl, had to be 130 lb with A-Cups
and a certain level of kinkyness for tongues...
Well I was going down on her while she positioned herself
on my face, and after the first or second time she ...
4 Comments, 256 Views,
11 Votes
,4.48 Score
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Complete Off!!! 10/23/2006
Ever had one of those relationships that seems like you
couldnt be anymore apart from eachother, but personality
wise or appearance wise your linked in a way you cant really
describe?
Ive seen so many people that I have attractions with that
dont seem to fit the bill so to speak and its starting to get
weird... Normally I like people that are generally tall,
creative, and ...
0 Comments, 46 Views,
3 Votes
,0.98 Score
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"First Time Sex" with "First Wife" 10/20/2006
This happened when I was dating my first wife. In Beaumont,
Tx back in the sixties (before and after) people would go
"parking" in the boonies. The boonies were
secluded areas off some of the country roads where oil drilling
had been done and a wellhead was put in place. There were
ideal places to be "alone" because they were
a graveled cul-du-sac so you could turn around and didn't
get ...
1 Comments, 254 Views,
10 Votes
,5.18 Score
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50 THINGS GIRLS WISH GUYS KNEW... 10/18/2006
1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to
dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. we think about you all the time.
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't ...
4 Comments, 533 Views,
43 Votes
,6.64 Score
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In the rain 10/17/2006
I few years ago I had a girl friend that her favorite place
to have sex was in the rain. She loved the rain. After we were
done she would run around naked in it and get off again. Has
anyone else experienced this?
0 Comments, 68 Views,
2 Votes
,4.50 Score
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women.. 10/13/2006
guys...
hit it..
what level of age of women do you guys love to have sex with?
1 Comments, 96 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Having to pee really bad during sex 10/11/2006
Don't you just hate it when you could be lying in bed
asleep, or just coming home after a hard day at work, or your
man/woman is just being spontaneous at the time? He/She
decides that they want a sample. Then all of a sudden it hits
you that you haven't been to the bathroom in a few hours
and natures calling, but the sex is so good that you don't
want to stop! Has this ever happened to ...
2 Comments, 199 Views,
12 Votes
,4.57 Score
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Accidental Anal! 10/6/2006
Has anyone (women) ever been accidently rammed in the ass
while having fast hot and hard sex?
10 Comments, 566 Views,
20 Votes
,4.66 Score
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Found in the Classified Ads... 10/2/2006
Recently found in the Classified ads:
Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sept 6th, 2006
Asking Price: $10, 000
Comments/Description:
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000 - This bike is perfect! It has 1000
miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive)
It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been
on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. ...
2 Comments, 200 Views,
10 Votes
,4.58 Score
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The Things That Make Me Feel Good 9/25/2006
1.Falling/Being in love.
2.Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3.A hot shower.
4.No lines at the supermarket.
5.A special glance.
6.Getting mail.
7.Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8.Hearing your favourite song on the radio.
9.Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10.Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11.Chocolate milkshake... (or vanilla... or strawberry!)
12.A bubble ...
1 Comments, 76 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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When a girl misses you... 9/25/2006
When you break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
you run into eachother 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she ...
0 Comments, 90 Views,
6 Votes
,5.07 Score
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When a guy misses you... 9/25/2006
When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders
if you do?
...
1 Comments, 96 Views,
10 Votes
,3.58 Score
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the in law's thanks 9/18/2006
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's
face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However,
the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable
would have to come from his buttocks. The husband ...
2 Comments, 356 Views,
17 Votes
,5.53 Score
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Ten commandments( of marriage) 9/16/2006
The Ten Commandments of Marriage
Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder
and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 ...
1 Comments, 251 Views,
13 Votes
,5.16 Score
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