I'm a rash on the internet, Oh my!
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Posted:Dec 17, 2019 7:44 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2020 8:56 pm
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Hello Fans,
It's been a while since I have posted. be honest it's mostly because I have been really busy this year with my video wor This hobby has Exploded on , almost a million viewers this year alone. WOW I never thought That would happen. Faith and believe porn videos should be humorous, sexy, lusty, sensual, exciting and just plain good entertainment. Movies are a mixed can of nut, always a Surprise!.
I started a YouTube Channel EW Guy. I have some humorous and serious videos. You know I like make videos and wanted another avenue share. I have a couple of videos that may interest the people on this site. They are not porn so I can only tell you where view them.
I only share this with you, the Fans, so you can check out them out, if you choose.
The Newest one is about the LGBTQ rights. A powerful video! "Live and Let Live"
https://www.youtube./watch?v=-8pkWna2z1Q&t=1s
The other is about the genetics of transgenders. A cute song that explains it well. "It's Only Genetics"
https://www.youtube./watch?v=RJJYLAUb5us
As This Site, I have been Banned by the powers that be! They won't post my videos any longer. No actual reason stated, but in telephone conversation they did make the comment 'I'm professional for this site'. Sadly I have not and will not charge for any video as this is my hobby. I actually believe it was the video "I Did It My Way" that made the staff here mad. They just won't admit it. LOL
However We have enjoyed this site because of our fans. We actually started making video for this site. We will be leaving this site, Sadly, when our membership expires.
In the mean time, thank you all for a really great year. We publish 57 videos in all this . And already have publish my first for the 2020 year, Live and Let Live. Remember you can just EWGuy and find us. Our English friend over the pond tell 'You're a Rash on the internet'. They are HUGE fans. Thanks
Happy Holidays you all, may 2020 be the best New Year Ever!!!
EWGuy and Faith Elaine
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To ALL Our Friends, Local Swingers is DONE.!.
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Posted:Jul 13, 2019 6:59 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2019 2:37 pm
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We have been members of Local Swingers since 2012. Some of those years we earned the "Free Gold" because of our popularity. It was good and we supported Local Swingers because of it.
Folks the 'Free Gold Program' is done, as with several other changes. The staff of Local Swingers has decided that the site needs cleaned up. They offered me $48 for a year. But I am ready leave Local Swingers even after buying.
Local Swingers Has become a Church Group Dating site. No Alcohol, No Marijuana, No Sex will be next. I will NOT POST ANY MORE VIDEOS HERE BECAUSE OF THE DOUBLE STANDARDS the reviewer's have. And I may start remove them all.
WE have several movies the Local Swingers staff has approved that have what they turned down for on the last rejected movie, Alcohol or a glass of clear liquid in a wine goblet.!!. I called them on it and they told move on. So, I will.!!.
Shame too as "Evening Encounters Three" has generated 22,000 views in days on X Hamster. Obviously it is a good movie. We have several videos that are generating 20,000 50,000 views on the other site and they never seem have a problem. They even take my newest 3D videos too where Local Swingers can't.
WHEN MY GOLD EXPIRES I WILL NOT COME BACK. They have insulted me for the last time and they won't refund my . I'm sorry You the Public are being robbed by these people, for not telling you there real intent of change. Local Swingers wants slowly push the sex of the site.
You have been warned. and Local Swingers has dropped record low numbers but they will not tell you how many people are on any longer. That should tell everyone something is wrong, right? .!.
Best of luck Local Swingers.
EW and Wife
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A Porkin’ Good Time.!!. EW's BBQ Orgy 2019
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Posted:Apr 8, 2019 2:31 pm
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2019 5:28 pm
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BBQ Orgy 2019 A Porkin’ Good Time.
Hello EW fans.
We want to announce the BBQ Orgy’s tentative date of Aug. & 18. We have limited space for people and RV’s but do have motels in the area if need be. Attendance is limited so speak up early. The menu is Burger Dogs and Booze. LOL Of course you bring your own drinks.
Serious participants’ please reply to our email here. We will keep a list and as things develop we inform the RSVP-er’s .
Let’s have A Porkin’ Good Time.!!. Any questions just ask.
EW and Faith.
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What's New.
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Posted:Feb 21, 2019 10:26 am
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2019 6:32 am
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Hello fellow Bloggers and Fans.
We have been so busy this last year that we did not find much time to blog. So what were we so busy doing?
We filmed and posted videos on Local Swingers during the year. All of them with friends from Local Swingers. We thank all that watched and especially those that came to Star in our videos. They all have videos of these events on their sites too.
We also have two other sites that have the same videos plus a couple more. We have been WILDLY received on these other sites too. After just six month on just one site we logged over 200,000 views. Exciting Yes, but it also keep you busy answering comments. It has also generated a lot of offers to go pro, no thank you there.
We started a YouTube Channel as well. A lot of Fans and Friends here ask what other types of videos EW does. So EW created the channel to express his love for Video Music Art. EW Guy on ...
://www.youtube./channel/UCpa1SUmXKnt-xjMJO-OVDMg
We, EW and Faith Elaine, wish to say Thank you All here on Local Swingers. You are the inspiration that started all of this for EWGuy Productions.
You are the BEST.!!!.
Your Fans
EW & Faith
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What's your input?
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Posted:Sep 12, 2018 12:26 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2019 4:16 pm
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Local Swingers Says Our Videos are, To Professional for this site. What do you think? Should I stay or Move on.?.
I have released almost 10 Video's this year here on Local Swingers. Of those I have had three turned down for having Titles, and EWGuy Logo. They all have music that is legally down loaded for use. The contents have never crossed the Terms Of Use agreement of Local Swingers.
When I contacted the Review team by phone the representative told me it was "I am too professional for Local Swingers. " I told her then I label them to stop copies from being used else where. They actually made me remove my Title Block in order to release the last two.
Being a consummate Artist I had a video, "EW's Play Room Promo" the work was released to Local Swingers before the walls of the Play Room were done. So a couple weeks ago I removed the video and started to fix the mistakes. There were NO CONTENT changes, just cosmetic fixes. They won't re-approve it today. It has the EWGuy Logo Title block still in it.
Just a note: We did post a Video on another site, ( it was posted here first and has been a #1 favorite on here). That video has cleared over 20,000 views in less than Ten Days. There is a following of our work out there too.
So I do ask for your input. You as members here are the people we make these videos for. They each have been Number one on this site.
So I ask you the members of this site. What should I do?
Pull all videos?
Bend to Local Swingers Stupid rule of No Logos?
Should I post only Cell phone video pieces as everyone else does here?
Or
Should I take all the video on here and move to another site?
Thank you for the input.
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TWO Tgirls, Not one, But TWO, Oh whata Birthday present.!. Pic's
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Posted:Mar 9, 2018 6:14 am
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2018 8:56 pm
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We have a close Local Swingers member that has the same birthday as me. So we decided to celebrate together. Little did I know the two had been conspiring to give me the best pleasure a MAN could ask for. (Y)
Yes, Two Sexy T Girls all to myself in our bed. What a blissful present these two chose to give.
They played dress up for a long time, TOO Long, IMHO, (Y) (Y) Yes Two lovely ass to keep playing with all night. ...\8 ...\8 To sleep with them both I never dreamed it would be so FUN.
My Wife is the Greatest Lover and Friend a Hubby could ever ask for.
T GIRLS ROCK.
happym;
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I told you so.!.
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Posted:Mar 6, 2018 3:16 pm
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2018 2:44 pm
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It's just another shopping day. Up early and getting cleaned up and ready to go. I asked if she thought it would be okay to wear my hair down today.
She replied why not?
Most of the time I wear it down I wear a headband to hold it out of my eyes. Most people think I'm a girl when I go out in public wearing a head band.
She said that was bull shit and to wear my hair down. So I did.
I have about two feet of hair so it flows all around when I wear it down. So off we went.
We spend an hour in the store walking up and down all the aisle . Several times I caught people looking but that's normal as my wife is a knock out. We get to the check out and the teller , who knew us from being there a lot, ask when I started growing long hair. It sure is long.
Strike one. She has seen me in a pony tail for over a year, why the comment, The head band.
So we go to two other stores with no eventful comments. We go to a restaurant for lunch. When we are set down at our table the server ask, "What can I get you ladies today.
Strike two.
So we laughed it off, have fun with it. So on the long drive home we stopped at the resort to have another drink. So what did the server ask, "What can I get you ladies today.
Strike three.
We laugh, the poor server had the funniest expression on his face. What did I say wrong.
So on the last leg of the journey home I told her "See It's the head band. I dress the same everyday so nothing was different. So I will never wear the head band in pubic again.
I told you so.!.
Now if I had gone out like this I would have expected it.
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I'm So Deprived. LOL
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Posted:Feb 24, 2018 2:08 pm
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2018 8:44 pm
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So here I have worked out in the Sub Zero temps shoveling the latest snow fall. Takes me a half hour or more so my poor fingers are froze in a natural cup.
So as I come into the house I take the coat off and go or to my lovely wife. I reach up to lift her shirt so I can love on the girls. They are these perky little tits I can not keep my hands off of.
So as I start to lift the shirt, she pull the " Not only NO, But Hell NO!!!!!" line.
I have been deprived of the best Hand Warmers MADE. And at an affordable price too.
How can Man live without their HAND WARMERS.!!.
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He could have been killed, all over!
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Posted:Aug 3, 2017 9:41 am
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2017 8:27 am
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A new twist to " Rest in Peace".
I was chatting with my 90 year old step mother last week and asked her how things are going? She went on to tell me everything was fine but she was waiting to get the car back from the shop.
So, being the nice sweet girl I am I asked what happened to her car like I really gave a shit and she told me she had a little problem at the cemetery when she went to visit my fathers grave last week.
Wondering if it was just a bad starter or battery troubles I had to ask what was the issue? Here is the best part!
She went on to tell me she ran over a stone monument trying to go around a parked car when leaving, So the car needed a new gas tank, body work, a tow, and new break lines. She always tells me to go to church and bad things will never happen to me.
I wanted to say well, 'I guess you need to go back to church and pray for better eye sight.'
The best part is I kept thinking this was a new twist on Rest in peace for the poor buried guy she ran over with the car. He could have been killed, all over!
This is a true story, Love Faith Elaine.
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Stunned by the response. TY.
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Posted:Jul 26, 2017 10:42 am
Last Updated:Aug 22, 2017 6:57 am
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We were Stunned yesterday as our latest video hit the Local Swingers community. We woke up to a constant barge of emails, likes, viewed your video, flirts. All from the introductions of another video.
We Bow to you ALL for the overwhelming response to Afternoon Encounter 2. The best point was being in the Top Ten of the Most Like Videos of the day. That was truly an Honor.
Faith said to me this morning, "After seeing all that yesterday, you'll never top this one" So now I'm on a MISSION to top it.
We do know that our fan are greater than the list on Local Swingers. so Friday we will release the Bonus Footage as our way of saying thank you. And of course we are always looking for willing video playmate. \8
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The Cucumber Incident.! Pic just addeed
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Posted:Jun 20, 2017 8:26 pm
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2017 9:05 am
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Please Note..... Local Swingers would not let me post the pic to this Blog post.
But I can repost it in words...
Shopping with Faith is always an adventure. She dresses to the 'Nines' just because she can. Living in a predominately redneck area she is always over dressed.
We had to go shopping this morning, for a couple of things. She had made a comment about getting a picture of her while in the store. So I took my phone. As I said, 'It's always an adventure'
So as we are walking the isles I see guys breaking their necks looking. causing wrecks in the isles and even a nice proposition. All in a day of shopping with Faith.
When we get to the produce area it was packed with people. I had this feeling something was going to happen so I got my phone out and turned on the camera.
When the last elderly couple moved on, Faith stepped in, to check the produce. As she stepped in after the crowd, she bent over to pick up a Cucumber. Unbeknown to her. A 'Young man', maybe 12 years old, standing behind her was given a great view. The look on his face was priceless.
I clicked a shot on the camera, and then I hear a chuckle behind me.
The 's Dad saw the whole thing, snickered and walked away laughing. I can only imagine the trying to tell his buddies he saw a real live New York at Walmart.
They will never believe him. So for his benefit I'm posting this blog so he can say, "See, I did see a real live New York in Walmart".
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Ever have one of those...???
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Posted:Jun 5, 2017 6:30 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2017 9:07 am
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We were laying in bed. The evening was warm. We were tried but in a playful mood. The lights were down and she was fondling my cock. I was not responding as fast as she wanted when I hear her say. "Do I need to get the Miracle Grow out?"
I could not stop laughing.
She never did get to blow me as she had intended. I'm still laughing.. Okay maybe you had to be very. 
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This site..........pic too
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Posted:May 6, 2017 9:30 am
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2018 10:12 pm
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This site goes down more often than Faith Elaine in the mens locker room.
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