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I'm willing to let my membership lapse and lose out on all the fun One time there was this movie called This Is the End . It wasn’t very good but people liked it , maybe because the characters were playing “themselves” ? In this movie there’s a scene were Michael Cera (playing Michael Cera) is getting a simultaneous blowjob and rimjob . And I am left to wonder , the two girls that were in that scene . Were they pumped about that ? Did they tell all their friends to go see it and say “I play the girl licking Michael Cera’s asshole” . Do they try to big time people about it ? Are they yelling at a waiter somewhere “Do you know who I am ?! I’m the girl in This is the End who sucks Michael Cera’s dick ! You show me the respect I deserve !” As you all know I think the same thing about the lady in the movie Logan who flashes her tits at Logan . Most fan created things are lame . But sometimes they’re pretty good . Years and years and years ago a fellow made a fake movie trailer for a movie called Grayson that was killer . The idea was that Dick Grayson aka the first Robin aka Nightwing aka Red Robin aka etc. had given up all that crazy superhero stuff and settled down with Barbara Gordon in a normal life . But then Bruce Wayne is murdered and no one can figure out what happened so he starts looking into it . As he does so Wonder Woman , the Green Lantern and Superman all show up hindering his investigation and they won’t say why . Now we’ve got a mystery on our hands . Great premise . I was bummed it wasn’t going to be a real movie because I wanted to know what the deal was . And just recently the guy that made it put the entire script he wrote online . The big reveal is that Batman isn’t really dead and the Justice League was covering for him because he was doing some Batman Gambit shit . Which is disappointing because that’s not very interesting . It reminds me to two things – one there’s a reason why this guy isn’t a real screenwriter . And two , possibility is always better than reality . Which isn’t to say that reality sucks , reality can be just fine – but the question is almost always better than the answer . Think about when you first start talking to someone as a potential friend or lover or pyramid scheme dupe or fuckbuddy or golf partner or whatever – even if it works out it’s never as good as you think it could be in the beginning when you don’t really know their deal right ? When the possibilities are endless ? It’s kind of a bummer . Remember those old commercials for “Trials of Life” videos ? I do . They were “nature” videos where animals were fighting and/or fucking . In the commercial for the fucking one they showed two mosquitoes banging . I can see some people maybe spending money to watch two bears tear each other up – people that should probably be on a watchlist of some kind . But who’s going to buy a tape of frogs having sex ? And who made this thing ? It had to have been a production company that just had a lot of leftover footage right ? No nature filmmaker would create that would they ? One of the “fights” was a mako shark against a seagull . Pretty sure I know the outcome of that one . For a brief period of time they had a show on Discovery that was animal fights – not real ones but people talking about it and then a little animated story . That was when I knew Discovery was pretty much over . A dude I used to work with loved that show and talked about it all the time . So one time I says to him I says “Did you see this week ? They had a blue whale against the Hanta virus” . He wasn’t amused . One time a lady said to me she said “Why can’t you guys ever hit the bowl ?” preferring to stray pee on the floor of the bathroom . And I explained to her that the human penis is more like a shotgun than a sniper rifle – the stuff just kind of goes everywhere . That first blast is a question mark . Quantum urine . You don’t know what’s going to happen . So she says to me then “Why don’t you sit down to pee then ?” And I don’t know why other guys don’t but I don’t because I can’t . As I explained to her when you’re a fatman with a small unit when you sit down your penis points forward because of all the flab and there’s not enough length for it to bend down really . So when you’re an inch dick fatty if you try to piss sitting down there’s MORE of a chance of spraying all over the place . So if you didn’t know now you know . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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If you're freaky and your partner isn't does it help if they make a token effort to participate in your freak or does that just make it worse because it's like when you're super hungry and all you have to eat is a half a Cliff Bar - it just makes you more hungry Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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8/21/2018 5:30 pm |
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I don't know what that lady was talking about! Most guys always hit the toilet. They hit the water and the lid and the rim and for extra pizzazz, they dribble down the front. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Thanks for that explanation but I bet the majority of dudes could pee sitting down...and most of 'em don't.  
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